(In a pool)
Person 1: Don't kick so much when you swim.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because you're splashing a lot, and I swallow all of the water you kick up. Have you HEARD of dry drowning?
Person 2: Um, we're in the water.
Person 1: SO???
Person 2: So, wouldn't it just be drowning?
Person 1: Oh. Riiiight.
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